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fat apple quenching

Ha! I bet you thought this was going to be frequently asked questions eh? Well since nobody ever asks me any questions, this section is now about quenching fat apples.


how do apples get fat?

fat apples can be attributed to farmers using a growth hormone. Other times it happens when some apples eat other apples, which can happen often, this behavior is sometimes refferred to is "canappleism".

how can we stop canappleism?

Well i'm glad you asked (not really). You see, it cant be stopped. Apples cant be monitored 24 hours a day, the farmers just dont have that kind of manpower.

or womenpower.

Hey I thought you were asking questions? Now, quenching apples is serious business, which is why I am personally leaving in all the speeling tyops in this article, to proove a point.

whats the point?

who knows... who knows... end of interview, GET OUT!